New Song lets see if I did better then the Drug Ballad song of Slim Shady, and message & Gallery

Homeland gifs in the future

Fictional Writing Tab and Game Design Tab coming soon. Going to be lazy and have my web designer make them for me even though he has given me the guide on how to do it. I invited him and my music producer to my birthday party, so hopefully they both accept on May 14, gonna be 30 I swear I will force myself to find a girl by then I better or my hands will be broken from excessive touching of that region lol.

Or maybe I call it Delusional, but that one would be to strong about my past thoughts, which could sound like George Carlin in a way. So maybe Fictional Writing could work better, not sure yet I need to work on the material it is a surprise.

And Game Design will have parts of my game uploaded, it is hard to steal a game, but it is easy to steal stand up material so I will keep the stand up material hard to find. Let out itsy bits who knows.

And Drake messed me with so hard to the old school fans who knew I used to have an album called “IDGAF” it meant “I do God and f***” and it also means something else and he came out with a song called IDGAF on one of his latest, and other hints, I might just reupload all my dirty songs I will get made fun of so hard like R. Kelly if I do, I am on the fence. But it is comedy.

And Drake also said www dot come in a song lmao. Okay enjoy this song, if it is not good throw it away.

I have avoided the n bomb on half the songs at least or mom, but remember white people should get to say it, I am Hispanic like Fat Joe if that makes you happy.

Getting Off Drugs

Verse 1:

I got to get off drugs, damn these kolodopins got my head spinin on these persian rugs

I think I wanna hang with thugs, like lil wayne and bitch and moan

But I got to go shady on this song, no watching my tone

I was on some methamphetamine for like a month

I was smoking it so much I was talking to spies so I thought just a hunch

I was losing so much weight, my mother wanted to feed me captain crunch

I have gotten away with so much offensive language, only got punched once

By a dunce, for hitting on his girl, I will forgive him this one time

Maybe I go back and run him over with my car, go back to smoking  a cigar

Take my new lyrics to far, act more shady then slim shady, and get richer then all of you are

Chorus

Got away with the N word so much but not in a racist tone

I respect Eminem for not using it, but he offended every funny bone

Some people want me stoned and alone and not passing school

Some people want me not to eat my girlfriend who is my escort

They want to report me to the principle, tell the police I hold no moral principles, for being a fool

I guess I loved  Drug Ballad, when inheritance day come I better hide

(Because that line of white is going to be declined when its offered in my eyes) x2

Verse 2:

I once took molly with a black guy it was fun

Not able to own a gun, but a rode on his black gun

So that gave me another pass

If eminem slept with a black guy and gave up his ass

He would get another one

(sing along kids, its so much fun) x2

He probably did get locked up in the celly

I hate how people talk about my big belly

I like peanut butter and jelly

I barley listen to R. Kelly

I get it I made some children mad with my old lyrics stop calling me R. Kelly

You wack ass rappers are sounding so corny like Nelly

Remember I am Shady God, you have never even been Demi

I am a pro or at least a semi

I have had maybe 5 women in my life and plenty of Stds come and go

(But like 100 guys or more, forgive me no HIV thank the big bang) x2

Chorus

 

Verse 3:

One of these days these hateful brothas gotta let go

I will protect the police for doing the best work

They protect my freedom of speech, while Miley Cyrus has to twerk

She can’t sell copies of her album regardless

Taylor Swift would blow me if she read my lyrics

Kanye would show me how he lost his career and work with me on his lyrics

Kanye so funny man, I still listen to stronger man

I bet he had to make fun of every true fan

For those publicity stunts

I have children who are fans, and the UK won’t let me say the c word

So, I won’t rhyme that line, hey I will try again flipping the bird

I am going to go hide by a heard

Of cattle, and rattle your cage, like the old Nicholas Cage

If your daughter is young wait till she is 18 and make her enraged

With my concerts, but I won’t sleep with her not a desperado

Unless my future wife lets me have a groupie once in a while to throttle

I fortunately will never hit the bottle, I will never be a super model

Or a porn star, emailing Mark O’Mara in Sedona rehab about selling my body

(I will end my song here and listen to Ushers song Hot Toddie) x2

Lil Wayne 1 hour of Chill Songs

Jay-Z but he’s chill af lofi mix chillaf

Trappin in Heaven again