New song FML one of my strongest songs so far, some comedy leaks etc.
(Basic stand up I will give it to a child who wants to be a standup lol)
Why are Christians so mad all the time, oh I know why because their Messiah Jesus is never coming back to take them to heaven.
I added more to the cum rag, and yes bro I can get the n pass, I just need to tell the audience at first look I have had sex with a lot of black guys, I get a pass (Dr. Dre, that nigga nod his head yup)
Lmao another good joke for my stand up. “I always hide my small towel I use for you know what. And my dog digs it up and leaves it on my bed.” Lmao hopefully one day I could say “But my wife had to get rid of it.” Laugh at me if you want, all people do it, who aren’t married. Single men, you too, you are so guilty.
Some of the single men be like “use tissue instead”
I respond with this “nigga you would run out of tissue.”
Gonna work on Sunday with my friend to make the new tabs, yeah Game Design leak, it is basic though may or may not be for everyone.
FML
Verse 1:
Fuck my life, god damn I am really down
Like a clown, in a town, accused of child molestation
Accusation, I promise I don’t touch these kids
I just touch their souls, but when I get a daughter avoid them toes
Piss the guys off who say to kill the predator
Did that already, fuck my life, no bullet to the back of my head
I took Drakes copyright and made a mockery of it instead
Damn this kanye beat got me feeling like God was in me
But in reality I am the only God living in these times
And if you don’t think I am God a fan will slap that taste out your mouth boy
I am such an atheist that I became God over time boy
50 million viewers and 30 million subscribers but I can’t see it boy
Notice how I didn’t say the n word in this song
(God damn, I killed Kanyes song without a bong, now sing along) x2
Chorus
I have been! Contemplating
My lyrics, like frozen billions
Hopefully the Mods at Runescape forgive my Mod Ian moments
But I wanna repost it, the nonsense, and just piss some people off
Call it a comedy, and just market the pedophilia away
Drake said I would get slayed through my delusional schizophrenia
This nigga crazy, he think he can say nigga and them toes
(Nigga nigga nigga, I am gonna play don’t be a menace again if you don’t lick my toes) x2
Verse 2:
Kanye gonna be like Gabe, there is gonna be a lake of fire!
I say liar liar, pance on fire!
Slap Doug Batchelor across the face with a rubber toy chicken
He will sue me back even though his dad owned all the air ports
Doug gonna get so mad at this song, he gonna be like “he need to go back to smoking newports”
A fan of mine will say “Dennis Raider could never be forgiven!”
I am like sure sure, Hitler was worse but did you know that means you may never be forgiven
Live in a black hole, empty darkness all alone
Throw every stone, at the throne, don’t make me play watch the throne
Don’t make me remake Frank Ocean anymore
(Bitch you don’t think I won’t choke no whore, till her vocal cords don’t work in her throat no more!) x2
(Stole that Eminem line, this is just a song, relax blondie I won’t do it, I know you wish it was you Carrie Mathison) x2
Chorus
Verse 3:
I will probably need to rely on my stand up
Talk about the articles that make fun of me
Have a girl save me, try to have a baby
Crash a Mercedes, since I crashed my beamer
I am such a dreamer, your girl is such a fan she wants a clevland steamer
Heard that on Howard Stern Crank Calls
You haters got no penis no balls
I got 6 inches on you and a little thick
Don’t want a black one, have taken it in the back, that shit hurts
(Don’t mess with my flow) x2
(Don’t steal my glow) x2
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