Showing the Bipolar planet Wilderness area player killing, for Jagex, and Kanyes Quest and all the Quests I have made, the list.

The blue hyper links I had to remove because its on google docs where I work on it. But enjoy what you can understand it is silly and offensive. Think of like celebrities and Family guy style comedy and Steve Jobs Intelligence all in one game called Runescape The 50 Heavens or maybe a different name. Just made it for fun.

I have made many planet maps for this game, this is a player killing area, you need to download it on your computer and then open the painting with “Paint” program, and you can zoom in and even edit, and see what I made. 

I will upload just one image up close of the level, but trust me it is worth checking out. If you know Runescape it is like many different planets in the game for this game, stealing their mechanics keeping the clicking with the mouse maybe. Mod Ash be like Ugh huh

Enjoy both photos, download the one that is zoomed out so you can edit it in paint and zoom in and out at ease.

This is the Kanye West Quest in details and, if you scroll down, it will be all the quest names etc.

All a video game not in the making lol, no threats here. Enjoy

Kanye’s Wish List (The first quest in the Kanye Series.)

 

Post the kanye Quest I have here on continent of Norva on Planet Norva.

  1. Kanye West has a mansion on Planet Norva this is a sacred planet of course and Kanye is out of this world. He has quests for you, he wants you to attend his Sunday Services which are tedious and painful. And he wants you to promote his concerts and you say in dialogue:

You: Kanye… I think you should stick with Graduation.

Kanye: Well I want to scream “Yeezus plays” Ahhhhh

You: Kanye what the fuck are you doing?

Kanye: Kanye said, Kanye is God, Kanye this Kanye that.

You: (Sit patiently as you ignore him…)

Kanye: Oh “you/username” Okay well let me tell you a fucking secret dawg I am king I am God I am lord, I make the hottest beats.

You: Dude… (Thinks to myself at least he is not Taylor Swift.)

Kanye: What???? I CAN READ YOUR MIND I AM GOD

You: What did I think?

Kanye: You thought Taylor Swift (Thinks to self: yeah I hit that)

You: Kanye okay what would you like to get on with my life.

Kanye: I am your life I am your guy.

You: What is in it for me?

Kanye: Besides a copy of my new album and a Yeezus copy by me when you finish this quest. You dumb ass. (The Yeezus Copy Exclusive) is the item and it is worth a lot till you start listening…

You: Geez, and may I ask what is it you need exactly?

Kanye: A lot. Here is the List “He hands you a list” (Kanye’s Wish List)

You: Oh my god… That is a lot.

Kanye: Get to it, I got to get back to my girl before Kim finds out. And do not call her a hobbit when you come inside to bring me back the proof I need that you finished my quest.

You: Okay as you command.

Kanye: Kanye gives you one last item before the conversation ends (Gay Fish Stick) You need to rub this fish stick and it will teleport you to me do not lose it or accidently consume it.

You: Okay……

(Kanye walks back into his mansion special access if you call his cell phone on Runescape (Cell phone) right Jagex watching 😉 ) Mod……. Mod Augusto.

(The Fish Stick will teleport you to KANYE right AWAY fuck yea! Is that a good thing when you rub it… it says (Should I do this? Is this the man I should be working for? Well he will pay me well so yeah.))

The Wish List Contains as an example for the team/company/official…

  1. You must kill the twin of Jay-Z who wants to withhold his music, so Jay-Z and Kanye can make another Watch The Throne together- From Kanye
  2. You must find Beyonce and steal from her house, and bring Kanye the necklace he gave her as a gift when they had an affair.
  3. You need to rampage into TMZ/some cover name a news station and kill them for Kanye and retrieve things before more come in they are never ending as you hack into their computer base of pics of Kanye with other women so Kim will not see.
  4. Lastly Kanye wants you to help a friend in the music career to do this you will need to present the demo from the friend by going to the friend, and take it to 3 record labels, when they all turn you down you need to go inside all 3 and kill them and you will replace the staff so they accept the new artist forced rigged music system Kanye gives you a big hug for this one in the after-dialouge and says “You my nigga”.

 

(Note) For the coders/level editors, the design like in Runescape you can have the quest in a special place for the record labels so it is to each player like a player owned home the private ones not the public ones you can buy or rent out to show off to other players 😉

 

But to keep in mind for the coding of it you have one shot or you will die from the staff it gives you a countdown 80 seconds to kill all of them per studio. They are on an island in a realm only coded to each character called “La-La Land” and you need to rip them apart. Sounds good?

 

Rewards from Kanye’s First Quest:

1- The rewards mentioned in the dialogue. (Kanye’s Exclusive Yeezus Bonus Tracks)

2- (Kanye’s Secret Project 2 songs Disc)

3- (Blessed Gay Fish Stick) He transforms with a magical spell your “Gay Fish Stick” to a blessed version you can not only teleport to kanye now, thankfully it is no longer edible, and you can speak to Kanye direct no matter where he is. (Scenarios: With Kim, With Beyonce, With Twins, In the studio, etc. fun dialogue.)

4- Now you can do 5+ Quests from Kanye as your boss for finishing the first one Kanye’s Wish List.

5- “Kanye’s Norva Mansion Key” (you can enter my home anytime dawg.)

6- 10 million black coins currency

7- “200,000 Kanye Points” on your “Kanye Membership Card”. Now you can get exclusive Kanye gear, his clothing line etc. through the Universal-Exchange. By buying with this alternative currency not one of the 28 listed official currencies for the game.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2nd Kanye Quest

“Time-Travel to the Graduation Concert”

3rd Kanye Quest

“Find Lonnie Rashad Lynn, Jr.” (was born on March 13, 1972.) (genius lyrics) (homecoming song) (Use Homecoming lyrics for the dialogue in the song. Emotional.)

4th Kanye Quest

“Time-Travel to get Beyonce Her Grammy”

5th Kanye Quest

“Launder Kanye’s Money”

 

(and that is all finish these 5 for Grand opening if the team wants to add one or two more but that is it.)

A quick little gallery of new content I found before you scroll down to the quest list all entertainment. Like Quests in Runescape Google on Wiki how they work.