Note: all for entertainment purposes for the game, but remember it is a draft it can change.

 

She is Only 12 “Watch it Buddy”

This quest is a difficult quest it is a master quest.

Requirements:

Level 80 Homeland skill

Other skills should be high level as well

You start the quest by talking to some rich parents on the Norvinian planet, and they lost their 12 year old daughter. And they want someones help. But careful they assume your one of those weird pedo people, you got to keep that in mind. You meet the dad at the park on a Monday in the game or around a certain time every day walking his dog.

The dialogue starts like this: (his name is Jordan)

Jordan: look I need to find my daughter, have you seen her!

You: No who is she?

Jordan: You look like one of those weirdos!

You: No my brother I am just chilling wondering about what I got to do to help. Should I help you?

Jordan: You can I can give you a million dollars U.S Cash money if you find her. Just don’t hold her the way daddy holds her “I would kill you.”

You: Sure buddy, why is she lost?

Jordan: She may have gotten lost with her older friend who is 16, she parties a little but I swear I don’t sleep with her *sniffle*

You: Okay I will find her and save her.

 

You need a level 80 Homeland skill to be able to do this quest. You get on your computer in the game, and you spy on the dad, and call one of your police contacts and you have this conversation.

Police Friend: This guy Jordan is a little weird, he listens to some sick things on the internet.

You: What weird things does he listen to?

Police Friend: He fell for Gabes old trap in his old music the stuff we should never speak about since we forgave Gabe.

You: Forgive him! The guy is a menace! Just kidding I am a fan, he grew up so fast.

Police Friend: He likes Frozen Billionz the song that should never be released to the public.

You: Well damn, does he also have Michael Jackson and R. Kelly on his iPod, them we don’t forgive.

Police Friend: Yes, as a matter of fact, he has watched the Michael Jackson interview and he has commented on Youtube saying “Michael just slept with the boys he didn’t touch them!” etc.

You: Now I understand, so we got to fool this guy.

 

You then go to Augusto Gabes mansion in Norvinian Planet and talk to him.

Augusto: Hey brother, how can I help you?

You: Gabe, sorry to bother, you were recruited by the CIA at one point, can you locate a little girl who downloaded your music who loves you?

Augusto: I probably could, but what is your suspicion.

You: Well the dad Jordan has R. Kelly music, Michael Jackson comments on his interviews, and those bad songs you never released, the ones you regret.

Augusto: True, I was high off to many benzos and didn’t realize what the hell I was saying. Man this guy must be sick.

You: Well alright let’s look into this case together.

(You both walk into the home and he pulls out a special laptop)

Augusto: look Carrie Mathison gave me this laptop

You: Don’t tell me another word.

Augusto: Okay let me pull up Jordans messages. Oh snap he was talking dirty about the 16 year old and the 12 year old. Not good man, very controversial.

You: You are right, I see that now. Well age of consent in Norvinian planet is 16, but isn’t he a married man?

Augusto: Yes and he is a sick man, very sick, let me get this guy in trouble.

(Augusto sets up a trap like Chris Hansen and catches the guy)

 

Okay next step of the quest Augusto gives you 5 locations she could be at, because of her phone. And you must go to all 5.

You must go to all these locations in chronological order:

The first location: Carlins Planet, you go to a night club during the day, it is called Carlin & Gabe the best Stand Up Comedians Bar you walk in and you speak to the staff about if a little girl and a 16 year old was there?

You: Excuse me was a young child and a teen in here?

Bartender: As a matter of fact they were, I didn’t serve them drinks, but some dirt bags hit on them.

You: Show me them

 

And you run into 5 of the dirt bags that are strong level 1,600 ranging till 2,800. They use Ice barrage and other attacks from Oldschool Runescape.

You need to kill all 5 of them to defend the kids honors, but after they are dead you realize it was a waste of time, now you need to go to the second location.

 

Took me like 15 minutes or less to type this up, with a cup of decaff coffee at 5pmish. Waiting for my “Buffalo Wild Wings” hopefully it taste good.

Hopefully the J Mods Approve of this, and understand my sense of humor.

(Okay the rest of the quest I will finish some other time)

Loot from 1,000 Chaos Elemental drops

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