Birdman Quest, concept, finished a lot of it, and dropping some Kanye
I am like thinking to myself, okay you god damn junkie, don’t take your benzo, then like 10 minutes later a voice says you love it, and its prescribed, take it. Oh well, I won’t tell you what I decide anymore. I typed the quest up to step 1 and now I am getting mad, okay I will take it for tonight. Maybe I get a little fat like Mod Ash bro bro, and work out every day, nothing wrong with that, I love that, but damn I would need to lie so hard if I got off anything for a while to lose weight, but hopefully the adhd med can make me eat only twice a day, it also helps burns calories faster. Taking meds is kind of fun, you experiment with putting yourself to sleep and stabilizing your mood, etc. But you know it all depends on how you look at it, my anxiety is gone for tonight I am so relaxed, but don’t worry no benzo for when school starts.
I also don’t usually post the game design content, except for the links for the downloadable part, no point in putting my game ideas in a download folder for now. Maybe one day when I have done a ton, I could do that. I am not worried, I know they will know where it came from hopefully crosses fingers, but if I leaked my comedy stuff for when I try stand up in the future, then yeah that is easy to steal, but enjoy this.
I also don’t understand how on the scale I am 225 between that and 227 and my brother is like 242, and he looks kind of like really big, and I look like a lean guy with big muscles, big butt, maybe because I swim every day, or maybe I am blind, man I guess I need a thin women or a little thick women a girl who is my type who loves a beast like me, to get married and start a family.
Quests below:
Help Birdman with the Kolodopin Dealers
Summary: Birdman has heard how great you have done with the 3 quests of Wayne, maybe only 1 is required to be complete in order to impress him, but he needs your help. You see he is in the business with 2 evil doctors and 3 drug dealers that push kolodopin and other prescription pills. But it is a funny quest. And you need to take out all of them for him because he is to scared to pull the trigger and go to jail.
Requirements:
Level 80 in all magic spells
Level 75 in Prayer and Alternative Prayer
High Resurrection level
High Morphing level
Level 80 FBI level
You meet Birdman at his mansion once he calls your cell.
You: Yo birdman, big fan, *thinks to self sort of* I like wayne better.
Birdman: Brotha, who do you think taught him how to drink lean and rap his ass off
You: I thought he was passionate?
Birdman: Naw my brotha, before I smack you upside your head, give me some credit, what is your favorite song I made?
You: The album that had that fancy car in the front where you rap about your money and bitches, the ones I will never have.
Birdman: Good, now you know, I am the shit.
You: So what do you need help with?
Birdman: Well look man the feds after me, so I can’t pull the trigger on some dealers I deal with.
You: So you know I don’t use guns, I use magic, ranged, and swords, how should I deal with them? Can I use that?
Birdman: Sure, these niggas wizards, so you need your best magical spells.
You: You sure it isn’t the weed making you paranoid about the feds?
Birdman: Maybe, I don’t know, now please do as I say, big rewards, you will be big timing, I will even feature you on a song.
You: Ugh ok (you pick yes or no in dialogue and it continues from there)
(the mods can write the rest of this part.)
(but at the end of the conversation he gives you the cell number for you to trace of the dealer, the latest from an hour ago)
Step 1: You need to use your FBI computer to enter the number and trace the location, they are on a boat moving pills.
You get the teleportation coordinates on your computer, but it is out in the ocean in a dangerous area on planet Earth in the “Miami Portal” of Miami Beach. Maybe even a wilderness area if the mods make it like that, but its pvp not Pvm, so only 1 player or npc can attack you at a time. (easy to escape regardless with the right items on your person)
(Your character teleports to Miami Beach waters, deep in the wilderness pvp area.)
Step 2: Now you need to confront the dealers, there are 3 you need to look out for. Fernando the 0.5mg Kolodopin dealer level 6,500, Samantha the 1mg Kolodopin dealer level 6,700, and Joe the 2mg Kolodopin dealer level 6,850
On the boat you will find 8 dealer thugs “Thugs of Fernando” level 2,500 each you will have a cut scene of talking. (would be fun and short)
You jump into the fight. You need to kill all 8 of them, one at a time unless you bring 94 magic Ice Barrage, or I forget is Ice Barrage Ancient magic in my game I forget. But regardless you need to Ice Barrage them and blood barrage them to attack many at once and drain their health and they can hit through your prayer, rotate between your barrages in all 3 magic skills.
After all 8 are dead.
Step 3: Search the deck of the boat to Find Fernando
Dialogue:
Fernando: Oh you found my lair, you are in Miami Beach bitch! Prepare to die! Can I just laugh with you for a second and say my nigga?
You: For starters no, we are not buddies, and you are threatening my life, its not like your birdman saying the n word, come on get over it.
Fernando: Okay you is a bitch, let me kill you with my sword and armor! Screw the guns, they are for weaklings.
You: True
The fight starts in the deck, it is a big boat so there is space. You need to avoid certain attacks he charges up for unless you want to get hit 30s in damage. You can avoid his charged attacks by having a morphing item real quick on you that turns you into a hot lawyer woman and you turn into her every time he gets super angry, and he will have funny as hell dialogue, like “no I won’t kill you baby, lets make love, come here I got a benzo.” As soon as you walk up to him and he drops his guard you slap him as the woman and turn back into your self and mage him. The reason he always falls for this is because he is high as hell.
At 100 health a cut scene appears, when he is about to die
You: Give me the rest of the dealers Samantha and Joe, where are they Fernando!
Fernando: Look I will give you 10,000 kolodopins 0.5mg
You: That is not even the good stuff, is it sublingual?
Fernando: No they do not dissolve the evil doctor charges extra for that!
You: Where can I find the evil doctors?
Fernando: Fine you will spare me if I tell you right?
You: Yes I will.
Fernando: (He gets up) I need to write on pen and paper where they are located, here, take their information
You: (You receive two cell phones you can trace) Nice I see, they live in Miami Beach also right?
Fernando: Yes one lives in Miami Beach, and the other lives in New York.
You: (You can spare him or kill him your choice if you kill him he dies in agony, if you spare him, he will try to run at you with a dagger and you just finish killing him.)
I will continue this quest next time. It was fun so far!
Rewards:
Kolodopin Magic Bottle 1mg (it can spawn Kolodopin 1mg and 0.5mg at any time, not sublingual though, for npc questing or taking it yourself in the game to feel the numbness in the game.)
Birdman’s Bugatti in Miami Beach, you can borrow it any time. (He may joke with you and say “Nigga put gas, I am trying to conserve money” every time you try to take it out for a spin.)
Work with your Music skill and Birdman on future music projects submit mp3 files in game
Staff of Birdman (Time traveling skill and morphing skill to morph into birdman or to time travel to his past and find new quests or missions or unique npcs to kill.)
(access to newer quests) etc.
Birdman Discovers The Next Wayne “Sort of” (new quest haven’t worked on it yet)
Requirements:
Rewards:
Kanye West Homecoming
Blood on the leaves
Ultralight beam
Lost In the World ft. Bon Iver
All of the lights
Power
Can’t tell me nothing
I thought about killing you
Guilt Trip
Love Lockdown
Big Brother
Father Stretch my hands pt 1 + pt 2